Unicorns Against Bush

We, the Unicorns of America, are very heartfully dedicated to ousting George W. Bush from the White House. He is an evil, derisive man whose very visage turns our stomachs. As you can imagine, as unicorns, we are anything but acclimated to this constant disgust, and we believe that electing John Kerry in November will allow us to return to the very happy, magical state to which we are accustomed. We will not rest until George W. Bush is no longer the President of the United States.

Sunday, September 19, 2004

El George Bush es un monstruo!

Originally uploaded by Sparkles.
Hola Amigos.

Me llamo Pablo, and Yo am very pleased to meet you. Yo am pleased to join Mikey and Sparkles in denouncing el George Bush. He has done nothing for me and my seven ninos since we got here. Poor Maria, my wife, slaves herself to put some enchiladas on the table, but somehow it never seems to be enough. Pobrecita.

When mia familia finally got off the raft, Yo hoped to give mis ninos a better chance at prosperity, but with health care so expenisive that only il Dio can afford to keep his family healthy, we haven't been able to get our hooves on the ground. All my son Juan needs is to be taken to the hospital, but we have to keep him quarantined in the basement because we can't afford to take him! Nosotros can barely even afford to put gas in the El Camino - - much less grab a taste of home at Taco Bell.

It is el Geroge Bush that Yo blame. He has created an economia that favors the wealthy and couldn't give two pesos about anyone else. This November, if my papers finally clear, Yo pledge not to vote for el George. Yo encourage you all to join me in electing el John Kerry to President. If nosotros work together, nothing can stop us! Join los unicornos y Yo, and we will win! Then we will make party!


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