Unicorns Against Bush

We, the Unicorns of America, are very heartfully dedicated to ousting George W. Bush from the White House. He is an evil, derisive man whose very visage turns our stomachs. As you can imagine, as unicorns, we are anything but acclimated to this constant disgust, and we believe that electing John Kerry in November will allow us to return to the very happy, magical state to which we are accustomed. We will not rest until George W. Bush is no longer the President of the United States.

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

my dick would make a better vice president

4:20 ha ha ha
Originally uploaded by Sparkles.
sup dudes?

name's colin, and i am totally against bush. well, not all bush, but you know what i mean. ha ha. no, seriously. i was talking to a couple of my frat brothers at the last phish show (dude, if you weren't there, you missed the sweetest "you enjoy myself" jam!), and they made me realize that the bush regime is out to get the environment, man. they totally don't give a shit about our mother nature and everything she gives us . . . like some sweet-ass herb!!!

no, this is serious. it's like he thinks he owns the country and all its assets. like my roommate: he thinks that i shouldn't smoke bud in our dormroom, but i'm like, "dude, it's my room too. we're in college, just buy a fucking fan. right?" but the problem is, there's no fan we as a nation can buy to disperse the anti-environmental initiatives of this presidency - - we can't get his stench out of our dormroom. that's why i join sparkles, the fag, and the mexican (i think) in supporting john kerry this election. if you don't know that you're voting for kerry this november, all i want is for you to really look deep inside yourself - - to that place that's earthy, primitive - - and i believe that your deep connection to our universal mother will tell you what to do. she needs our help, man. vote kerry!


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