Unicorns Against Bush

We, the Unicorns of America, are very heartfully dedicated to ousting George W. Bush from the White House. He is an evil, derisive man whose very visage turns our stomachs. As you can imagine, as unicorns, we are anything but acclimated to this constant disgust, and we believe that electing John Kerry in November will allow us to return to the very happy, magical state to which we are accustomed. We will not rest until George W. Bush is no longer the President of the United States.

Saturday, October 23, 2004

who let the wolves out, man?

4:20 ha ha ha
Originally uploaded by Sparkles.
thanks to our good friend xydexx (who i'll totally sponsor if he wants to pledge SAE), we came across yet another example of the right-wing spin machine's reterritorialization of our earthly treasures. are we really surprised that the bushies want to make wolves the new terrorists? maybe not.

but the wolves are fighting back, man, and that's what we love to see:


later dudes.

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Sometimes, Unicorns Cry Too

Unicorn Group
Originally uploaded by Sparkles.
This is a collective post because we all feel very strongly about it.

Sparkles was on the phone with Sparkles' mother today, and Sparkles found out that she is an undecided voter. Obviously, It made Sparkles sad. Of course, we all rallied to Sparkles side, but Sparkles hasn't been able to spread magical, politically-charged glitter/magic ever since. And then, Sparkles found a blog full of fictions and hate (eg, refinerscrucible.blogspot.com), and (of course) it only worsened things. We've tried everything to make Sparkles feel better, but it's not working. We need your support -- VOTE KERRY!

Our opponents have a very persuasive, although uninformed, rhetoric. They are many. But you've got to help us persuade Sparkles that we are more! No matter what you think of us, please help Sparkles! Sparkles has been our strength and inspiration for weeks. Sparkles doesn't believe in politics. Sparkles believes in hope and the human spirit. Sparkles is suffering from those that choose to be uninformed either for convenience or economic health (ie, those who sacrifice their moral responsibility). Convenience and finance are not what we were brought up to believe in. We had a time of it fighting the Red Bull, and, if we know anything, we know that money and comfort are superfluous and transient. Please, humans, resist the urge to sit back and let things happen to you. This is serious. It's up to you. We'll be the first to admit that Kerry's not the best, but, believe us (AND WE ARE FUCKING UNICORNS!), he's the better choice.

Sparkles is symptomatic of our species. We can't survive another four years! If you care anything for magic or glitter or hope, you've got to help. Heck, if you care anything for yourself, your planet, and your world, you'll help. Our beautiful nation can't take another four years of George W. Bush. Speak out! Stand up! and please, please VOTE KERRY!

Unicorns Against Bush

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Debates are too cute!

Originally uploaded by Sparkles.
Hey Friends!

I hope you're all getting ready for the final debate this evening. We here at UAB are hoping that Bush snorts some blow before the debates again tongiht. We just loved his grinding teeth last week. Plus, white powder is almost as cute as glitter!

Well, friends, I'm heading down to Florida to do my swing state duty. Hopefully, the voters down there will be open to talking to me about why they should vote for Kerry this election. I think I'll fit in well with the Floridian color scheme. I just love pastels! Not to mention sea shells!

Just in case any of you are thinking about travelling to swing states as well. You may want to check out D4D: http://www.downtownfordemocracy.org/archives/2004/10/ohio_van_trips.html.

Ok, friends. Have a super Wednesday!


Monday, October 11, 2004

Re: Pablo

Originally uploaded by Sparkles.
Listen, Pablo, I totally don't know what you're talking about. I have, like, nothing to add to what you said, and, if anything, I totally agree with those guys who posted. Why can't you just , like, clean yourself up, get a good white-collar job, and move to the suburbs?

Anyways, y'all, I've met this totally great guy. He's soo hot, and I've got to run meet him at the club. But, don't worry, I'll be back in a couple of days!


Can Yo Be a Soccer Mom? Hell NO!

Originally uploaded by Sparkles.
Hola amigos.

Yo have a muy important posto hoy. Yo have read the mean-spirited commentos on my last posto, and this is why Yo have not made another. Yo was thinking.

Primero, Yo would like to state the obviouso. Don't accuse Sparkles or anyone else of writing my postos, because Yo am the solo autor of my own postos. Yo am not some fucking co-autoring Paris Hilton!

Secondo Charlie y Brandon, if mi postos are "counterproductive," they are solo so because of your narrow world-view. Like El George, you have proven yourself incapable of viewing or experiencing other culturos outside of the very narrow lens with which your culturo provided you. Que is wrong with enjoying Taco Bell, immigrating on a raft, or driving an El Camino? Que is wrong with mi heritage except that it is different than yours!

Perhaps you two can better explain to Yo how Yo can be just like you. Perhaps Yo can have premium cable and not make Maria hold the aluminum foil up to the rabbit ears, huh? Perhaps Yo can drive mi SUV to pick up mis ninos at soccer practice instead of letting them walk the several milos to the laundromat? Perhaps Yo can habla about how well "American Beauty" criticized contemporary life instead of watching the George Lopez sitcom, huh?

Well, FUCK YOU. Yo no want to do those things. Yo believe that the USA is a place for diversidad, and Yo believe that to achieve this diversidad which at the moment hangs in the balance (no gracias to you Charlie y Brandon), Yo must vote for el John Kerry and get those white, suburban, assimilationist conos out of the White House.

Yo got a bit worked up. Lo siento. But Yo believe that Mikey might have a thing or two to say about this, so Yo am signing off for now.

Monday, October 04, 2004

It's SO Obvious

4:20 ha ha ha
Originally uploaded by Sparkles.
ok, dudes. i only have one thing to say: Mount St. FUCKIN Helens!!!!

is it not absurdly obvious to everyone that the land this country stands on is fucking angry with how we're treating it? and she's fighting back, dude.

hopefully, this is just a warning, but, let me tell you guys, i think that if we don't make some major changes to our environmental policy and get that ugly motherfucker out of the white house, then there's gonna be serious hell to pay.

she should be angry, dude. i've definately seen clips from 1980 on my ibook, and i swear that helen's shit is crazy. we don't want her to blow her top again. so let's get w off our payroll, get ourselves off our asses, and perform some responsible, ass-kicking where it needs to be done.

you can make changes, man. it's like when i joined my fraternity, i was totally dismayed by all the SUVs my brothers' drove, but as a pledge, i was too scared to say anything. finally, i got fed up, started a campaign around the house, and now only fat-fuck larry still has his range rover - - but we don't give him too much shit because he's fucking gargantuan. no one should have to walk with that much weight on two legs, man.

anyway, dudes, you see my point. get out there and make a change. vote kerry.

before helen erupts all over our sorry asses. peace.