Unicorns Against Bush

We, the Unicorns of America, are very heartfully dedicated to ousting George W. Bush from the White House. He is an evil, derisive man whose very visage turns our stomachs. As you can imagine, as unicorns, we are anything but acclimated to this constant disgust, and we believe that electing John Kerry in November will allow us to return to the very happy, magical state to which we are accustomed. We will not rest until George W. Bush is no longer the President of the United States.

Monday, October 04, 2004

It's SO Obvious

4:20 ha ha ha
Originally uploaded by Sparkles.
ok, dudes. i only have one thing to say: Mount St. FUCKIN Helens!!!!

is it not absurdly obvious to everyone that the land this country stands on is fucking angry with how we're treating it? and she's fighting back, dude.

hopefully, this is just a warning, but, let me tell you guys, i think that if we don't make some major changes to our environmental policy and get that ugly motherfucker out of the white house, then there's gonna be serious hell to pay.

she should be angry, dude. i've definately seen clips from 1980 on my ibook, and i swear that helen's shit is crazy. we don't want her to blow her top again. so let's get w off our payroll, get ourselves off our asses, and perform some responsible, ass-kicking where it needs to be done.

you can make changes, man. it's like when i joined my fraternity, i was totally dismayed by all the SUVs my brothers' drove, but as a pledge, i was too scared to say anything. finally, i got fed up, started a campaign around the house, and now only fat-fuck larry still has his range rover - - but we don't give him too much shit because he's fucking gargantuan. no one should have to walk with that much weight on two legs, man.

anyway, dudes, you see my point. get out there and make a change. vote kerry.

before helen erupts all over our sorry asses. peace.


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