Unicorns Against Bush

We, the Unicorns of America, are very heartfully dedicated to ousting George W. Bush from the White House. He is an evil, derisive man whose very visage turns our stomachs. As you can imagine, as unicorns, we are anything but acclimated to this constant disgust, and we believe that electing John Kerry in November will allow us to return to the very happy, magical state to which we are accustomed. We will not rest until George W. Bush is no longer the President of the United States.

Monday, October 11, 2004

Re: Pablo

Originally uploaded by Sparkles.
Listen, Pablo, I totally don't know what you're talking about. I have, like, nothing to add to what you said, and, if anything, I totally agree with those guys who posted. Why can't you just , like, clean yourself up, get a good white-collar job, and move to the suburbs?

Anyways, y'all, I've met this totally great guy. He's soo hot, and I've got to run meet him at the club. But, don't worry, I'll be back in a couple of days!



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