Unicorns Against Bush

We, the Unicorns of America, are very heartfully dedicated to ousting George W. Bush from the White House. He is an evil, derisive man whose very visage turns our stomachs. As you can imagine, as unicorns, we are anything but acclimated to this constant disgust, and we believe that electing John Kerry in November will allow us to return to the very happy, magical state to which we are accustomed. We will not rest until George W. Bush is no longer the President of the United States.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Keep Fighting Little Buddies!

Originally uploaded by Sparkles.
Oh no you don't, Red Bull!

You're not defeating us this time. You may be evil and powerful, but you're no match for our goodwill, love of humanity, and sparkle/magic! You may think that just because you've got all the strength you can stop us. But let me tell you, motherfucker, we don't love the Care Bears Movie for nothing! We've got all the heart, and we'll fight you to the death, you ugly cretin!

Or did you forget? They don't call me the Left-Wing War Unicorn for nothing!


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