Never Stop Fighting!
Listen friends.
It's a sad day. Pablo has passed from this world. Pablo certainly ruffled some feathers, but he was a good unicorn . . . and a brave soldier. We love you, Pablo. We'll miss you greatly!
We've got our work cut out for us. But we won't stop, and we know you won't either.
Here's a little history that you may be interested in.
Unicorns were birthed from Celtic myth. Believe it or not, there was a time when unicorns were connected with violence and war.
A long time ago, when either unmarried or adulterous women became pregnant, we were the creation that silly humans came up with to clear women's names. Yes, we know it's ridiculous, but it is true (Hell, even we know that Lisa Frank knew us a little bit better than those crazy Celts). We were called into being because people wanted to escape blame. Escape blame? Hmm, reminds me of a certain President.
Anyways, we came to exist . . as rapists.
Our kind has never raped a human. Our race has never raped, period. We are far too preoccupied with glitter and goodness and healthy activism. But, today, we're proud of our history.
Yes, today we realize that we can be that violent, and you better believe that we will be. We have the next four years to keep us busy in battle, and we encourage you to join us.
It's a scary time, friends. Let's fight together!
It's a sad day. Pablo has passed from this world. Pablo certainly ruffled some feathers, but he was a good unicorn . . . and a brave soldier. We love you, Pablo. We'll miss you greatly!
We've got our work cut out for us. But we won't stop, and we know you won't either.
Here's a little history that you may be interested in.
Unicorns were birthed from Celtic myth. Believe it or not, there was a time when unicorns were connected with violence and war.
A long time ago, when either unmarried or adulterous women became pregnant, we were the creation that silly humans came up with to clear women's names. Yes, we know it's ridiculous, but it is true (Hell, even we know that Lisa Frank knew us a little bit better than those crazy Celts). We were called into being because people wanted to escape blame. Escape blame? Hmm, reminds me of a certain President.
Anyways, we came to exist . . as rapists.
Our kind has never raped a human. Our race has never raped, period. We are far too preoccupied with glitter and goodness and healthy activism. But, today, we're proud of our history.
Yes, today we realize that we can be that violent, and you better believe that we will be. We have the next four years to keep us busy in battle, and we encourage you to join us.
It's a scary time, friends. Let's fight together!
posted by Unicorns Against Bush @ 10:23 PM
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