Unicorns Against Bush

We, the Unicorns of America, are very heartfully dedicated to ousting George W. Bush from the White House. He is an evil, derisive man whose very visage turns our stomachs. As you can imagine, as unicorns, we are anything but acclimated to this constant disgust, and we believe that electing John Kerry in November will allow us to return to the very happy, magical state to which we are accustomed. We will not rest until George W. Bush is no longer the President of the United States.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

You One-Horned Fools

The Red Bull
Originally uploaded by Sparkles.
I have conquered your silly, little multicultural unicorn! What in the world will you do now?

Fools, I hope you understand that money and power will forever triumph. Four more years! You'll practically all be gone by then! And, consequently, all will be won!


Soon, it will be as though you never existed at all!


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