Unicorns Against Bush

We, the Unicorns of America, are very heartfully dedicated to ousting George W. Bush from the White House. He is an evil, derisive man whose very visage turns our stomachs. As you can imagine, as unicorns, we are anything but acclimated to this constant disgust, and we believe that electing John Kerry in November will allow us to return to the very happy, magical state to which we are accustomed. We will not rest until George W. Bush is no longer the President of the United States.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

A Very Serious, Formal Letter to George W. Bush


Mikey
Originally uploaded by Sparkles.
Dear President Bush,

Happy World AIDS day!

Thanks for all your help. We know you've been working very hard for all victims of the virus all over the world. And even though I'm just a faggy unicorn and I know I can't speak for heterosexual black women, I feel pretty confident that they are especially pleased with all your hard work on their behalf. We know it's not easy. Keep up the good work ... you STUPID, CUNTY ASSHOLE!

XOXOXO,
Mikey

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